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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country T-Shirt

Price: $22.00
Color: White
Size: S

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Description

Patriotism? Never heard of her.

The "I'd Rather Serve Cunt Than Serve My Country" graphic tee is for people with questionable morals, excellent taste, and absolutely no interest in being subtle.

Featuring bold vintage-inspired lettering and a cheeky little angel illustration, this shirt brings the perfect mix of offensive humor, retro aesthetics, and unapologetic attitude.

Whether you're making a statement or just making people uncomfortable, this tee gets the job done.

Details:

  • Vintage-inspired graphic design
  • Unisex fit for an effortlessly relaxed look
  • Perfect for lovers of sarcastic humor and statement tees
  • Made for casual outfits, questionable decisions, and getting a few stares

Product features

- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for durable everyday comfort

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vintage-inspired color

- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular-knit body for lasting construction

- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean